Where's My Jetpack?: Back Before Match.com

Thursday, September 17, 2009

It's not nice to make fun of someone's sad and lonely life, but it's hard not to laugh at this video.

Sand in his tuxedo? Are you the goddess? Damsel in Distress hotline? OMG, this is awesome!

By Thinking In Vain, at September 17, 2009 at 2:12 PM
Wouldn't it be cool to find these people now? I hope glove man with the rose found his goddess.

By RFB, at September 17, 2009 at 2:14 PM
Finding them now for a vid is a great idea, Jetpacks. They could upload vids straight from their webcams. No travel required.

By everysandwich, at September 17, 2009 at 2:37 PM
No Fatties? No Hamsters? WTF??? I'm cryin' over this gem! Please do find these guys!!

By Anonymous, at September 17, 2009 at 9:21 PM
I believe a couple of those guys are in the new match.com spots.

By phillybikeboy, at September 18, 2009 at 1:30 PM
Oh the sweaters... the moustaches! Ack!

When I was a kid, one of the local TV channels ran a dating segment every evening. My sister and I would watch to find just one good-looking guy--and finally, one evening, up came a nice blond in a tuxedo.

Turns out her name was Mary or something. Ouch.

By Teenie, at September 19, 2009 at 4:15 PM
... and a rare opportunity to plant a link to David Firth's animation (relevant, for once) presents itself...

By Z. Constantine, at September 24, 2009 at 4:03 AM
Fucking A, "I do fashion photography."

By James-H, at September 26, 2009 at 2:37 AM
OMG this is so funny AND sad! No hamsters? ROFLMAO!!

By aorobert, at November 8, 2009 at 7:19 PM