Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Who Froth With Hate

You know a candidate is polling in the low single digits when...

Congressman Tom Tancredo has almost one-upped the old nuclear apocalypse ad from LBJ with this new gem. Love his tag: "Tancredo: Before it's Too Late."

Yeah, show a terrorist blowing up moms and children in a shopping mall. That'll get you elected. Idiot.

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  • This and Rush Limbaugh’s brilliant resurrection of the Cold War phrase “Chi-Comms” made my week. With all the shit remakes being made, where’s one based on Dr. Strangeglove when you need it.

    Alternate taglines that were tossed around by Team Tancredo:

    “Tancredo. Because they're not just coming for you, they’re coming for your fucking dog.”

    “Hey, don’t come cryin to me when you wake up one day speaking Farsi.”

    “We need to fight them there so we’re not attacked here. Well, except for that 9/11 thing where they already attacked us. But like, from now on.”

    “Al Qaida and illegal Immigrants–what’s the fucking difference. They both want you dead.”

    By Blogger Make the logo bigger, at November 13, 2007 at 10:12 PM  

  • ^^What's with all the cursing MLB?

    "God Bless America and No Place Else!" - I love that one, seriously.

    You've got to love all the colorful candidates we have running for office this year. And, I'm not talking about Barack Obama's skin (which is still questionable and currently under review).

    By Blogger Joshua Shaner, at November 14, 2007 at 3:09 PM  

  • Seriously, Josh - you like that one?

    By Blogger Jetpacks, at November 14, 2007 at 3:15 PM  

  • @joshua–Yes, probably. But my fellow Americans, desperate times call for desperate measures.

    By Blogger The Apathetics, at November 14, 2007 at 7:31 PM  

  • JP, maybe the only reason I like it is because the first time I heard it was at Cowboys in Orlando!

    I'm half Asian, I was in sandals and my company was a rather portly Indian kid!

    By Blogger Joshua Shaner, at November 15, 2007 at 10:40 AM  

  • Bush, Blair & Brown have been doing this for years, but with a bigger budget. There's nothing quite like creating a crisis & putting us urks in danger to ratchet up paranoia and making us think that extremists in suits can fix things.
    Back in England, we've had ruthless foreigners undermining the local population and gradually destroying their culture for years. Yes, I'm talking about those fucking American grey squirrels. And the Scots.

    By Blogger FishNChimps, at November 15, 2007 at 12:51 PM  

  • Is Y&R still doing ads for the GOP?

    By Anonymous Motley J Crue, at November 16, 2007 at 1:17 PM  

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