Quik - the Brown Cocaine

A great old ad from who knows when, highlighting the amazing cocaine-like qualities of Nestle's Quik. Jimmy the quarterback has "the slows" until Quiky, an animated drug dealer, shows up and offers him a glass, which he guzzles like a frat boy at an alcohol poisoning contest. The results are remarkably - uh...quick. Not only does he throw the long pass, he catches it as well. (This is the REAL football, not the other sport the rest of the world plays.) Steroid abusing jocks, take note. Quik is what you need.