put carnivorous fish in the pool, and whistle them out into the holding pen when you want to use it. Kids won't go into a pool with barracuda or piranhas in them. Better still, those Amazonian fish that swim up your toilet bits. Drownings will cease.
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put carnivorous fish in the pool, and whistle them out into the holding pen when you want to use it. Kids won't go into a pool with barracuda or piranhas in them. Better still, those Amazonian fish that swim up your toilet bits. Drownings will cease.
By SchizoFishNChimps, at August 13, 2007 at 5:49 PM
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