A Guide To Cruiseology
Thomas Cruise Mapother IV has been the subject of many a blog these days. I finally got around to seeing the video that will officially kill his career (we can hope) on Gawker.It's confusing, disturbing and should do more to drive people away from Scientology than anything else. MTV has a great glossary to help you decode many of Mapother's words.
Labels: actors who suck, actors who think they're really important, assholes, celebrities who want to save the world, Gawker, idiots, Scientology, Tom Cruise
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4 Comments:
I heard a few people even did parodies.
By
Anonymous, at January 19, 2008 at 9:48 PM
His last name is actually Mapother? I had no idea.
Does this mean he's related to William Mapother, from "Lost?"
(Actually, I just wiki'ed him, and they're cousins. You learn something new every day.)
By
Andy Jukes, at January 19, 2008 at 10:24 PM
Speaking of parodies.
By
James-H, at January 22, 2008 at 1:01 AM
In all honesty, Tom looks like he wants only one thing in this picture.....
Berries and Creme, Berries and Creme he's a little lad that loves Berries and CREEEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEE
By
Joker, at January 30, 2008 at 6:24 PM
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