Where's My Jetpack?: I'm Glad, I Guess

Friday, April 25, 2008

"What's the problem, officer?
"Your balls. They're illegal."

Here's the story
Here's what we're talking about, in case you've never seen them. They even come in camo.

BOLLOCKS

By Mr Pineapples, at April 25, 2008 at 1:38 PM
Fake bollocks you mean.

By Anonymous, at April 25, 2008 at 2:46 PM
This is troubling news indeed. I've got to rethink my marketing plan for Windshield Tits(TM).

By Anonymous, at April 25, 2008 at 3:35 PM
How dare you insinerate that Mr P has "fake bollocks"?

By Mr Pineapples, at April 25, 2008 at 3:51 PM
am i safe if i just don't drive in florida? i hope so...i paid a lot for deez nuts.

By Anonymous, at April 28, 2008 at 12:40 PM
i fink dats quite stupid and dat theres more important shitta worry bout

By Anonymous, at April 28, 2008 at 11:17 PM
What balls.... what pretty shiny and glossy balls...

By Joker, at May 7, 2008 at 3:03 PM