Oh, This Poor Child

Imagine your Dad draws Toothpaste for Dinner, Married to the Sea and now Superpoop. That would be weird enough. Then imagine your Mom draws Natalie Dee. Kid's gonna have a strange and interesting life. And baby gets off to a cruel start with the news that "Our insurance company has gone to great lengths to deny us coverage for all of this." Welcome to America, little one.

Drew shares the joy here with words I can safely say no new father has ever uttered: "I could sit and watch her sleep for hours, like a COPS marathon. The cutest, least crack-havingest COPS marathon ever."