One Man's Social Medium is Another Man's Disease

Saw this on some dude's Twitter page. How is this even possible? Seriously. You can't follow that many people. Just as you don't really have 500 "friends" on Facebook, you aren't really "following" those people. And if you are, you need to get a life.

The larger number on the left indicates this guy is all about hoping that those he follows will follow him in return. I suppose that's how I got on his followers list. No more.

I am going to unfollow you now because you are disturbing me to the point of insanity. There, I am insane now.*

* From an old SNL skit, when Mike Myers was funny.