I'm glad they're wearing running shoes in that outfit, but the wind-resistance factor would definitely offset any footwear advantage. Conclusion: I will mug them, assuming they have pockets.
I'm still confused as to why anyone would want to dress up as a Big Mac. Wouldn't it make more sense to offer a Mayor McCheese or Officer Big Mac costume?
Also, they should add large fries and large soft drink costumes, then hold an Extra Value Meal menage a trois.
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4 Comments:
That's not special sauce on her bun.
By HighJive, at February 13, 2009 at 9:34 PM
I'm glad they're wearing running shoes in that outfit, but the wind-resistance factor would definitely offset any footwear advantage. Conclusion: I will mug them, assuming they have pockets.
By Anonymous, at February 14, 2009 at 7:14 AM
Hold your pickle, HighJive.
By phillybikeboy, at February 14, 2009 at 6:15 PM
I'm still confused as to why anyone would want to dress up as a Big Mac. Wouldn't it make more sense to offer a Mayor McCheese or Officer Big Mac costume?
Also, they should add large fries and large soft drink costumes, then hold an Extra Value Meal menage a trois.
By HighJive, at February 15, 2009 at 1:26 PM
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