Dr. Pepper - Snapple Group Suing Facebook

"As early as 1936, the phrase, 'You like it,' has been associated with our product," said Charles Grigg, representing the soft drink giant. "Facebook has appropriated this phrase and used it without authorization from Dr. Pepper - Snapple." The full text of Mr. Grigg's remarks are here.

Unable to cope after the election of a Catholic man to the office of President, Mr. and Mrs. Dan Jones of Middletown suffered numerous nervous breakdowns before undergoing simultaneous lobotomies. They now enjoy trains and 7-up. Their children, Bobby and Sally, are again leading normal lives, only slightly scarred by the events of the previous months.