Flat as Glass

Of late, the waves in Central Florida have been nonexistent. We haven't been to the beach in a month. It's like a Midwest lake out there. Some sort of calm and balmy lame-assed Loch Ness.

Here's what we want. Here's what would make our wait worthwhile. Here's why hurricanes are cool.

Bring it on, Atlantic. Send that nastiness from Cape Verde. It's supposed to be Hurricane Season. We haven't seen shit.