Don't Wake Up In a Roadside Ditch

I like the far-fetchedness of it. Ludicrous, ridiculous, but entertaining. Using that overused announcer who is always called on for "tongue-in-cheek seriousness."

When We All Have Direct TV, Only Outlaws Will...

...or something, I don't know. Witness this world of chaos and mayhem because the superhero, O-Man, is too engrossed in all his TV watching options to get off the couch in his cool superhero apartment.