Monday, November 13, 2006

Operation Enduring Employment

Inside the War Room of 7-Eleven, Inc. (Dallas) the emergency session went something like this:

"Recruitment is down, people! Our clerks are dropping like flies! We need a new strategy."

"OK. The Army just got rid of their 'Army of One' campaign and went with 'Army Strong' right? So why don't we just combine both of those and use it for OUR recruitment campaign?"

"Excellent plan! I think we're done here."


(As seen on the door of my local 7-Eleven on a coffee run this morning.)

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