Operation Enduring Employment
Inside the War Room of 7-Eleven, Inc. (Dallas) the emergency session went something like this:
"Recruitment is down, people! Our clerks are dropping like flies! We need a new strategy."
"OK. The Army just got rid of their 'Army of One' campaign and went with 'Army Strong' right? So why don't we just combine both of those and use it for OUR recruitment campaign?"
"Excellent plan! I think we're done here."
(As seen on the door of my local 7-Eleven on a coffee run this morning.)
"Recruitment is down, people! Our clerks are dropping like flies! We need a new strategy."
"OK. The Army just got rid of their 'Army of One' campaign and went with 'Army Strong' right? So why don't we just combine both of those and use it for OUR recruitment campaign?"
"Excellent plan! I think we're done here."
(As seen on the door of my local 7-Eleven on a coffee run this morning.)
Labels: 7-11, Army of One, Army Strong, Strength of One
4 Comments:
I'm going to have to throw in the joke, if 7-11 is open 24/7, why are there lock on the doors?
By Anonymous, at November 13, 2006 at 11:37 AM
the head throbs...
By copyranter, at November 14, 2006 at 11:10 AM
The people who came up with that had jobs. How is that possible?
By Anonymous, at November 16, 2006 at 8:17 PM
America. They'll believe anything! :lol:
By DJR3, at November 21, 2006 at 3:51 AM
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