Somebody Found Some Lame 3D Animation Software

And is using it all over these ads for The Mattress Barn, a Florida chain of barns...of mattresses. Local advertising at its most heinous, making viewers wonder if they make their commercials this poorly on purpose.

I smell an egomaniacal, control-freak owner (notice his giant picture on the delivery truck) who insists on being in his own ads, concepting, writing, directing and producing, making sure to find the cheapest production house in town. "And I want a miniature, animated Me in all my spots. Make his voice high and annoying like mine, only speed it up a little bit."