Attention Holiday Shoppers
The Onion tells it like it is - again.Not sure who's more deserving of scorn and contempt; the demo this article skewers, or the advertisers who prey on them.
Labels: holiday retail, the onion
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2:41 PM
7 Comments:
Uh-oh, this reminded me to give an Onion subscription to my sister for Christmas. What does that make me? Whatever it is, it's worth it.
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Anonymous, at December 5, 2006 at 10:20 PM
Finally, an ally. It's worse than I thought. I've been getting into trouble. Are you in or out?
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Anonymous, at December 5, 2006 at 11:16 PM
MTLB:
I thank you for your restraint with regard to endorsing the beliefs of any one particular faith-group on the Where's My Jetpack blog. We are an equal opportunity Holiday Celebratory Blog and take great pains not to alienate those lost and confused readers who are going to Hell who do not celebrate the Birth of Our Savior.
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RFB, at December 6, 2006 at 9:59 AM
def the demo. we're just messengers. "Malleable Fucksticks" is excellent.
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copyranter, at December 6, 2006 at 10:02 AM
David:
What's the frequency, Kenneth?
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RFB, at December 6, 2006 at 10:46 AM
Merry Christmas
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Merry Christmas
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greencan, at December 6, 2006 at 10:46 AM
the Ho Ho Ho one is great this week too
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Matt Brand, at December 18, 2006 at 11:39 AM
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