It's That Time of Year

Click it. Click it good.

Black as Pitch Was That First Friday in the New World

Black Friday Time Trials

A mishap on the track disqualifies a shopper, but we watch this sport just to see the wrecks, don't we?

May the Blessings of the Season Be Yours

It's not too early for a corporate Christmas card, is it?

Holidays are the Time for Tea!

Just in time for the Holidays! Have your own toasty-warm Tea-Party with these too-cute-for-debate mugs.

Get you one! Or a dozen!

Then get over to the Facebook page and like that thing!

Stop the Abuse!

It's his right. When will the madness stop?

Bloat

Clothes You Could Eat - Part II

Ahhh, Abercrombie, the status piece for the too hip to know any better; so hip they don't even need to wear the clothes in the ads or catalogs.

The A&F logo says only, "I shop at Abercrombie and I'm an Abercrombie billboard." I've created a better one. This one says "I'm toasty and warm in a Holiday Way." Buy one for the lady in your life. She'll say, "Thank you... freak."

More holiday food clothing brand rip-offs here

Just in Time For the Holidays

I'm thinking of launching a new line of holiday food-themed brand rip-offs. Let them know how much you love the holidays, but hate the logo-emblazoned clothing.

Attention Holiday Shoppers

The Onion tells it like it is - again.

Not sure who's more deserving of scorn and contempt; the demo this article skewers, or the advertisers who prey on them.