Where's My Jetpack?: Kingsford Trying to Kill Hispanics

Sunday, February 18, 2007

Kingsford Trying to Kill Hispanics

I grill on average 3 evenings a week. Carne de Res. Carne De Pollo. Pescaodos y Mariscos. Etc. Down here in Florida, (The Sub Deep South) it's grillin' time pretty much 365.

I'm a Kingsford man. Mesquite, preferably. Kingsford charcoal has its roots in the Ford corporation. Bold Moves, indeed.

The entire bag is in English AND Spanish, EXCEPT the carbon monoxide warning at the top advising you not to grill inside your home, trailer, tent, or migrant worker shack.

I'm sure Kingsford means no harm. Update that package, bros.

Labels: bold moves, Ford, Kingsford charcoal, packaging

2 Comments:

Backpacks. What about backpacks? Can you cook in them?

Just checking.

By Anonymous, at February 18, 2007 at 6:35 PM
hey jetpacks...

I'll answer you here as i get that stupid "you are not allowed to post on adpulp" message.

So you'll think this is totally off topic but what the heck, just click over to your comment on adpulp and you'll see i am answering you here.

Yes, I was being quite sarcastic about memes.. Everything has been done before. Advertising life is getting boring. I suppose David was being sarcastic, too? And Tom Hayes, too?

Hey, I wonder if Theo and Richard ever met up on the beach back in August around the 30th. Cause i wasn't invited and didn't get any grilled fish, either.

Maybe for Lent. Months with ARRRRs it's still safe to eat oysters, but i don't like them. What's a few more frigid months, anyway?

By Anonymous, at February 20, 2007 at 10:26 AM