U - Shut Up

• U-verse? Whatever.
• With a service mark? Like someone wants to steal that name.
• Slippers symbolize relax? Maybe in 1960, when AT&T ruled the communications world, like they're trying to do again.
• You're talking down to me here, AT&T. Telling me what to do. Acting like you know better.
  
• Way to piss a customer off, Big Brother.
  
• Can't wait to get rid of Chingular.

For a little historical perspective, here's Stephen Colbert breaking it all down for us. (Take that, Viacom.)