Marriage Counselor Headphones

Darlene: Jack used to keep the TV up so loud, I was damn near ready to stab him. Or at the very least, leave him.
Jack: I used to keep the TV up so loud so I could hear the damned dialog over Darlene's incessant cackling. Man, she howls like a drunk fratboy watching Jackass 2, even when the jokes are formulaic and stupid.
Darlene: The only thing TV Ears can't fix is the sound of Jack chewing popcorn. Since he can only hear the TV now, he smacks and slurps like a frickin' goat - and he doesn't even know he's doing it.
Jack:Thanks, TV Ears, for preventing our marriage from ending tragically.
Darlene: Yes, or ending in a bloody homicide/suicide. We never even have to talk anymore. It's wonderful.
Scanned from Atlantic Monthly
Labels: Atlantic Monthly, testimonial advertising, TV ears, USP, WOMA, word of mouth marketing
5 Comments:
TV Ears and email saved my marriage.
By
Anonymous, at June 11, 2007 at 5:31 PM
Thank would make a mighty fine skit, especially if they just kept going with it.
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Anonymous, at June 12, 2007 at 11:19 PM
“And, Magic TV Ears helped in the bedroom too. No more little blue pill for us!“
By
Anonymous, at June 13, 2007 at 12:14 AM
The commercials are just as great.
I see them late at night.
By
Thinking In Vain, at June 13, 2007 at 8:45 AM
Jack and Darlene need a country song writ about them.
By
copyranter, at June 14, 2007 at 2:51 PM
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