Unfunny Guys Have Funny Hair
Hey, Robin. You've got the cash. Why not invest in something other than the cheap stuff? You'd be better off grey* than to try to fool anyone with that unnatural color. You're funny.
Have a look at Dennis Miller doing the same thing.
*While I will usually side with my country in most of the English vs. American spelling differences (harbour, travelling, etc.) I prefer their "grey" to our "gray."