Where's My Jetpack?: Side Effects May Include Death by Suffocation

Friday, February 08, 2008

Via

Reminds me of when I was a kid reading MAD Magazine. They had a recurring feature where they'd offer up new lyrics to well-known tunes. 40 years later, and I still remember...

(Sung to the tune "Alluetta")

Su-fo-ca-tion, we like Sufocation
Su-fo-ca-tion, the game we like to play
First you take a plastic bag
Then you put it on your head
Go to bed
Wake up dead
Wheeeeee!

If a magazine today (whose primary audience is kids) printed something like that, some lawyers would become very rich.

By Unknown, at February 8, 2008 at 4:12 PM
A turban?
whoever wrote that didn't know what a turban was, did they.

By Anonymous, at February 12, 2008 at 7:38 AM