The Colonel Goes to War

This commercial has it all: drama, explosions, war, honor. The storyline is great, too: a pretty Taiwanese soldier Girl Scout, at great risk to her own safety and against all odds, manages to get some KFC to the general, who we presume decorates her honorably for her heroic deed.



And then she runs for President, I'll bet.

Prediction: Someone will make a dog meat or cat meat joke in the comments. But until you've tried it...