No More Wood in Your Mouth

A piece of Green Self-Promotion and Eco Self-Congratulation has hit the wires today, and my local business journal dutifully picked up on it, right down to the boilerplate promotion: "Kobe Japanese Steakhouse & Sushi Bar, which opened in 1984 in Altamonte Springs, features teppanyaki, high-quality steaks and Japanese cuisine at eight locations in the Orlando and Tampa areas."