Myopic America Shocked to Learn India Has a Navy

And they sunk a pirate ship! Whoa!

Tim Siedell, aka "Bad Banana" says, "I blame Johnny Depp for glamorizing the pirate lifestyle."

He's right, to a degree. This old Tampa Bay Buccaneers logo had something to do with it as well.

Most men imagine themselves a bit of the rakish rogue, but when your pirate ship gets sunk by the Indian Navy, "Talk Like a Pirate Day" stops being fun. And your Captain Morgan pose? Not funny.