NFL Stats Are Stupid

Usually...

But I picked up on one yesterday that no one is talking about - yet.

Of the four road teams posting victories yesterday, three of those teams were from Florida. This marks the first time that all three Florida teams won on the road on the same day that all three California teams won at home, on a Halloween, in a year divisible by 10.

Beware All Ye Who Enter

Myopic America Shocked to Learn India Has a Navy

And they sunk a pirate ship! Whoa!

Tim Siedell, aka "Bad Banana" says, "I blame Johnny Depp for glamorizing the pirate lifestyle."

He's right, to a degree. This old Tampa Bay Buccaneers logo had something to do with it as well.

Most men imagine themselves a bit of the rakish rogue, but when your pirate ship gets sunk by the Indian Navy, "Talk Like a Pirate Day" stops being fun. And your Captain Morgan pose? Not funny.