Sanford's Options
I don't know who is managing Governor of South Carolina Mark Sanford's public relations, but he's really blowing it with the wishy-washy statements. First he confesses in a weird ramble, then he confesses that his confession wasn't exactly true, now he refuses to speak to the media.
I've drafted two statements for you, Governor. Quit being a clown and choose one.
I've drafted two statements for you, Governor. Quit being a clown and choose one.
Labels: Argentina, governor Mark Sanford, Mark Sanford, politics, public relations, South Carolina
6 Comments:
Looks like SOMEONE has really embraced the job of "internal memo and letter specialist."
The second letter looks about right.
By Corey V., at July 2, 2009 at 1:29 PM
both are perfect Dave.
By Oakhurst, at July 2, 2009 at 1:36 PM
What a steaming bag Sandford is. He should hire you to be his speech writer. Oh, wait...he wont be giving any more, will he?
By Anonymous, at July 2, 2009 at 6:43 PM
Sanford's totally botched his political life. The only real question remaining is how much he's going to continue botching his personal life... and the answer is looking like "quite a lot"
By Erica, at July 2, 2009 at 10:39 PM
Care to take a crack at Palin's incomprehensible resignation announcement?
By phillybikeboy, at July 3, 2009 at 8:50 PM
God, I'd have so much respect for the guy if he had the balls to actually say the truth like that second letter.
By brian, at July 6, 2009 at 10:06 AM
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