Thursday, July 02, 2009

Sanford's Options

I don't know who is managing Governor of South Carolina Mark Sanford's public relations, but he's really blowing it with the wishy-washy statements. First he confesses in a weird ramble, then he confesses that his confession wasn't exactly true, now he refuses to speak to the media.

I've drafted two statements for you, Governor. Quit being a clown and choose one.


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6 Comments:

  • Looks like SOMEONE has really embraced the job of "internal memo and letter specialist."

    The second letter looks about right.

    By Anonymous Corey V., at July 2, 2009 1:29 PM  

  • both are perfect Dave.

    By Anonymous Oakhurst, at July 2, 2009 1:36 PM  

  • What a steaming bag Sandford is. He should hire you to be his speech writer. Oh, wait...he wont be giving any more, will he?

    By OpenID adchick, at July 2, 2009 6:43 PM  

  • Sanford's totally botched his political life. The only real question remaining is how much he's going to continue botching his personal life... and the answer is looking like "quite a lot"

    By Anonymous Erica, at July 2, 2009 10:39 PM  

  • Care to take a crack at Palin's incomprehensible resignation announcement?

    By Blogger phillybikeboy, at July 3, 2009 8:50 PM  

  • God, I'd have so much respect for the guy if he had the balls to actually say the truth like that second letter.

    By Anonymous brian, at July 6, 2009 10:06 AM  

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