Another Marine Corps Recruiting Spec Ad

Duty, Honor, Country, Pride. These are certainly noble and good reasons to sign up, but I'm of the opinion that the Armed Services could switch it up a little, maybe incorporate some taunting in their recruiting efforts. I think what inspired this spec ad was seeing yet another weasely weasel-boy wearing some shirt proclaiming his allegiance to one side or the other in the rehashed, retreaded and retarded pirate/ninja debate. (Click for large)

Previously in "The Marines Need a New Angle."
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