Monday, December 06, 2010

Pimp Santa



Disclaimer: The author if this blog does not condone violence against women. Or children. Or even against people who give Santa Claus sugar free cookies, suggesting that perhaps he needs to lose some of that gut and keep an eye on his diabetes and blood pressure. The author of this blog finds no humor in domestic violence of any kind, even against stupid pets that can't get the hang of pissing and shitting outside after a year of patiently and sternly showing them that they are totally fucking up the carpets and praising them when they once in a while get it right. (OK, a swat to the nose or rump is permissible here.) However, the author of this blog can and will, at his discretion, create comics that depict situations that show beloved characters in situations we might not normally find them in, such as Santa slapping a woman. Come on, you laughed.

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5 Comments:

  • I've been reading your blog for almost two years. That comic is NOT funny, its violent and abusive. WHY didn't you show a kid? Kids leave food for Santa, not women... Why only one woman? Change it or delete it but its VULGAR and OFFENSIVE as it is. I do not find it funny, did not laugh. She's clearly reeling from a hard hit. NOT FUNNY.

    By Anonymous Mary Wallace, at December 9, 2010 at 1:24 PM  

  • But I had sugar free pot cookies for Santa this year. Maybe I should just eat em myself then.

    By Anonymous Howie-Shizzle, at December 9, 2010 at 6:24 PM  

  • I laughed.

    By Anonymous dirtsister, at December 9, 2010 at 7:20 PM  

  • I laughed, too. Mary Wallace needs some valium for Christmas.

    By Blogger sara, at December 9, 2010 at 9:57 PM  

  • Mary's right. Showing Santa hitting a kid would have been funnier.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at December 14, 2010 at 3:31 PM  

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