Disclaimer: The author if this blog does not condone violence against women. Or children. Or even against people who give Santa Claus sugar free cookies, suggesting that perhaps he needs to lose some of that gut and keep an eye on his diabetes and blood pressure. The author of this blog finds no humor in domestic violence of any kind, even against stupid pets that can't get the hang of pissing and shitting outside after a year of patiently and sternly showing them that they are totally fucking up the carpets and praising them when they once in a while get it right. (OK, a swat to the nose or rump is permissible here.) However, the author of this blog can and will, at his discretion, create comics that depict situations that show beloved characters in situations we might not normally find them in, such as Santa slapping a woman. Come on, you laughed.