Oh - YOU'RE The Reason for the Gridlock

Had I known today was the start of Lisa Nowak's hearing in downtown Orlando, I'd have stayed put at lunch.











Satellite trucks from every news outlet are tying up traffic as they bring you the sordid details of the soiled diapers. (Someone stop me before I alliterate again. Creative crutch.)

Previously:
In Space, No One Can Hear You Pee
The Games Astronauts Play
Buy an Astronaut a Drink
Rocket to the Moon and Race Right Back
Astronaughties

The Games Astronauts Play

A Pampered Life

Freelance Fred makes the case on a previous post that the astronaughty scandal has introduced the term "Space Diapers" into the culture, and he considers that a plus.

I think he's right. Whole new markets opening up for adult diapers now.



















UPDATE: Brandspankin' did it better a couple days ago.