He Designed The Template Shatner Ran With

That of an actor mocking his own gravitas...



Met him once in San Diego. I was a room service waiter at the Hilton. He was in town to do some commercials for a Mercedes dealership. He had a giant bottle of vodka in his fridge. As I recall, it was Smirnoff.

Jetpack Shat

The new Priceline spot with His Royal Shatness jetting to the aid of some ladies via jetpack and pulling the old "triplets in a carriage" routine to distract them. He also speaks lemur.

Damnit, Jim! I'm a Doctor, Not an Artist

Only two days left to see the Shatner Show in Calgary, Alberta, Canada. The Uppercase Gallery is featuring the Shatner-inspired works of dozens of artists who created some - um - interesting homages to their muse. Click on the artist links in the sidebar to see their stuff. The LEGO™ bust of Shatner is being sold at the bargain price of $16,000. I assume those are Canadian dollars, so it's really only $15,083.22 USD. Sadly, I still can't afford to put that sculpture on my mantle, nor will I be able to get to Calgary before the show closes.

Guess I'll have to get the book.

A Little Late There, Priceline

Back in April, Angela at AdRants posted about the new campaign within a campaign for Priceline. William Shatner, in his recurring role as the Priceline Negotiator, gets himself a falcon sidekick called the Falcon of Truth. Shatty also sports an eyepatch, because as The Shat explains, "Tiniest fib, goes right for the eye." He proceeds to get a rental car from a desk clerk, who doesn't get her eye gouged out, which we assume means she actually did get His Shatness the best deal on a rental car.

So that was April. Priceline also offered the first 100 people who signed up a free Falcon of Truth t-shirt. Since I can never have enough free grungy yardwear with weird imagery on it, and since I'm a steadfast believer in the Power of The Shat to sell stuff, I signed up.

This morning (two and a half months later) a FedEx truck rolls up to my door delivering my Falcon of Truth t-shirt. I had totally forgotten the thing - not to mention the campaign. Two and half months is a lifetime when you're trying to create buzz for something.

So you launch this campaign in mid April, run about one spot a couple of times, throw up a companion website complete with the obligatory wallpapers, screensavers, giant downloadable images of Fat Shat in all his rotund and ridiculous glory, MP3s and even ringtones, and then you abandon it? (Yes, falcon ringtones.)

But wait, there's more! They even gave us B-roll footage and "the making of the Negotiator spots" behind the scenes action!

And yet a search for "Falcon of Truth" at Google video still yields nothing. (It's up at lesser video sites.)

You had a good thing going here and then you let it die, Priceline. A few people tried to get the ball rolling, but it never took off like it should have. The notion of a falcon who detects lies and gouges out eyes has great comic possibilities. I see David Spade as a smarmy ticket agent rolling on the floor in agony after the Falcon has at him. As it is, if I ever wear this t-shirt, I'll have to go into a long explanation of just who the Falcon of Truth was.

"Way back in April of '07, Priceline tried to do a viral thing that never took off. See, Falcon of Truth was the sidekick to the Priceline Negotiator and if the falcon detected a lie, he'd....nevermind. It's just a t-shirt."

Butler Shines

One of the cooler ads I've seen in a while, a 70s styled iron-on transfer in this ad for MINI by Butler, Shine, Stern and Partners (found in Rolling Stone) featuring Hammer & Coop, Butler's tongue-in-cheek 70s styled detective guy and his British-accented MINI.

And who is cooler than Hammer in that tongue-in-cheek retro kinda way? Only the Shat. So the Shat get's the shirt.

Previously in Hammer & Coop

Previously in British Accents

Previously in Shatner

Throw Up a Little in Your Mouth

What makes William Shatner so great is that he knows he's making you cringe, which makes him pile the cheese on in sloppier, drippier globs. While no match for MTLB's Spock Bilbo Baggins find, I encourage you to waste the next minute and a half on the Canadian freakshow known as Bill.

As all you would be swordsmen get set for the weekend, hosing down your nether regions with Axe or Lynx or Old Spice or CKin2U, listen to Bill's wisdom. He's wearing puka shells, so you know you can trust him. The Shat is the Shit.

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