Throw Up a Little in Your Mouth
What makes William Shatner so great is that he knows he's making you cringe, which makes him pile the cheese on in sloppier, drippier globs. While no match for MTLB's Spock Bilbo Baggins find, I encourage you to waste the next minute and a half on the Canadian freakshow known as Bill.
As all you would be swordsmen get set for the weekend, hosing down your nether regions with Axe or Lynx or Old Spice or CKin2U, listen to Bill's wisdom. He's wearing puka shells, so you know you can trust him. The Shat is the Shit.
As all you would be swordsmen get set for the weekend, hosing down your nether regions with Axe or Lynx or Old Spice or CKin2U, listen to Bill's wisdom. He's wearing puka shells, so you know you can trust him. The Shat is the Shit.
Labels: Axe body spray, CKin2U, Lynx, old spice, shatner
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1 Comments:
You bastard. That beats Spock. So many observations can be made about that spot:
- I bet Shat still has that shirt.
- The Lowe's garden section lattice set.
- The sideburns.
- The soundtrack with the fluting (Flouting? Floutist? Fluti?).
- The insincerity of the delivery. Burt Reynolds would be the only other man alive who could pull that off.
Oh, and scroll down on that YT page and check out his Commodore 64 spot.
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