PETA Set to Piss off Sea World Visitors

PETA sent out a press release today that said "SeaWorld parkgoers will soon receive a message from above, courtesy of PETA."

A small plane carrying a large banner that reads "SeaWorld: Let Whales and Dolphins Out of Prison," will fly over the park Tuesday, according to PETA.




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So When Your Monkeys are Bad...Do You Spank Them?

A monkey escapes because he was mad at the PETA lady?

Wait? There's actually a "Liebling Family Circus" at the "Fruitland Park Flea Market."

What? The monkey is married?

Thanks, Paul, But I"ll Have the Steak. Rare.

What "Sir" McCartney left off his touching testimony there next to his head is, "We were totally tripping and I could hear the fish talking to me and I realized in that moment that he and I were one. So I let him go and he swam away and called out, 'Thanks, Mate! You should write a song about this.'"

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