Simple Weight Loss in the New Economy
About 8 years ago, I invented a very simple and effective diet/health regimen. I called it "Poverty" and I lost all kinds of weight. It was AWESOME. I'll give you the basics here and you can try it. If it works for you, send me some cash.- Eat only when you're really, really hungry
- Turn a normal sandwich into two meals by cutting it in half
- Ride a bicycle everywhere you go, regardless of the weather
I was inspired to reveal my weight loss secrets by seeing this fat lady turned not-so-fat lady banner ad. She looks pretty healthy now. (Thanks to the Photoshop "make me skinny" filter, notes a commenter.) There's nothing like a visual testimonial.
Labels: banner ads, diets, economic downturn, exercise, health, Photoshop
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4 Comments:
She looked better before the bad photoshop job.
By
Anonymous, at January 28, 2009 at 4:16 PM
Your diet plan is flawed. The majority of fat people are also poor.
Just meet my family.
Of course, when I was poor, I just got dirty old men to take me on dates so I could eat free meals. I got pretty fat.
By
Anonymous, at January 28, 2009 at 5:00 PM
"I lost 10 pounds in thirty seconds."
--Lycra McSnapster
By
Anonymous, at January 28, 2009 at 7:25 PM
Ramenrocks:
The plan is not flawed! Your face is flawed!
By
RFB, at January 29, 2009 at 6:54 AM
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