Try this Guys!
She looks mesmerized, entranced, under his spell. This is wise (and likely highly successful) advice from Tipalet, the makers of some sort of cigarette/cigar.
Gentlemen, the next time you're at the club, please try this. Make sure you practice the expression worn by this Master Swordsman. You gaze deep into her eyes, get really close to her, take a long drag from your mysterious cigarillo, then exhale a long, slow breath right into her mouth and nostrils.
This works better than Tag or Axe, guaranteed.
Gentlemen, the next time you're at the club, please try this. Make sure you practice the expression worn by this Master Swordsman. You gaze deep into her eyes, get really close to her, take a long drag from your mysterious cigarillo, then exhale a long, slow breath right into her mouth and nostrils.
This works better than Tag or Axe, guaranteed.
Labels: retro ads, sex in advertising, tipalet
4 Comments:
Chicks dig smoke. Or so I heard.
By Anonymous, at May 8, 2007 at 8:48 PM
smokkake
By SchizoFishNChimps, at May 9, 2007 at 7:59 AM
best. headline. ever.
lol
By Thinking In Vain, at May 9, 2007 at 1:26 PM
the craziest part: check out "her" breasts. he's blowing smoke in the face of a transvestite.
By HighJive, at May 9, 2007 at 2:08 PM
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