The Illusionist Strikes Again
"Your merchants were the world's great men. By your magic spell all the nations were led astray."
Ever notice how Steve Jobs always does photos with that piercing David Copperfield/David Blaine face? The guy's a damned hypnotist - and if you camp out in a line for his new phone, you deserve to have it blow up in your ear.
Labels: apple, Creating False Demand by Deliberately shorting production, idiots who will wait in line for 3 days to buy a damn phone that is ridiculously overpriced, iphone, Steve Jobs
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11:37 AM
3 Comments:
thank pink, hairy mound of man-flesh is just about the best thing that could have happened to the iphone.
i wonder how many air supply mp3s will fit on his phone!
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Anonymous, at June 28, 2007 at 1:26 PM
ugh, that last photo was completely unnecessary. X|
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Thinking In Vain, at June 28, 2007 at 2:42 PM
One of the labels to the post nails it. Planned shortages, an American® original. just like the stunt X-box pulled last year at X-mas. (In looking for an X-box anywhere, a Wal-Mart guy in electronics said each store was only scheduled to receive 11 units. Now, generally, I doubt the veracity of the Spawn of Satan, but judging by all the shoving and lines, he may have been telling the truth.
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Anonymous, at June 28, 2007 at 6:32 PM
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