Stats Don't Lie: People Like Smut
...even if it's fairly tame, juvenile smut from the late 1930s.
Just glanced at my blog analytics. It appears the Land O' Lakes Butter Trick is making the rounds again. By midday I had double my normal number of visitors, (mostly from Indiana, Ohio and Michigan) all headed for the Flashing Indian Maiden.
Now, what I need to do is "maximize the experience" for these first-time visitors, get them in "the buying cycle," and provide a "consumer experience" that "engages" them, allowing them to "interact" with my "brand." I must figure out a way to somehow "monetize" this "word of mouth" trend.
Guess I'm going to have to start offering ironic T-shirts or something.
No offense to Bill Green of Make the Logo Bigger, but the coveted Bill Bump can't compare to the accidental viral of a topless Native American.
Just glanced at my blog analytics. It appears the Land O' Lakes Butter Trick is making the rounds again. By midday I had double my normal number of visitors, (mostly from Indiana, Ohio and Michigan) all headed for the Flashing Indian Maiden.
Now, what I need to do is "maximize the experience" for these first-time visitors, get them in "the buying cycle," and provide a "consumer experience" that "engages" them, allowing them to "interact" with my "brand." I must figure out a way to somehow "monetize" this "word of mouth" trend.
Guess I'm going to have to start offering ironic T-shirts or something.
No offense to Bill Green of Make the Logo Bigger, but the coveted Bill Bump can't compare to the accidental viral of a topless Native American.
Labels: butter trick, Internet porn, Land O' Lakes, nude beach cam, viral
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6 Comments:
Oh yeah? I plan on doing live webcasts of topless Native Americans when we go on tour.
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Anonymous, at July 12, 2007 at 4:49 PM
oh dear, how dishearting... i should spice up my blog, i suppose. maybe post a (social inquiry) response to the pervy craigslist ads mentioned previously.
or just enjoy not having the attention of many creeps.
though today i got a message asking if I was Anna Kate Smith, Bob's daughter - somebody looking for their "long lost cousin"...
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anna kate, at July 12, 2007 at 6:06 PM
I should clarify. To get the PG-13, we had to promise it was going to be an actor hired to play Iron Eyes Cody, the crying Indian from the 70s littering ad. He would drive around without a t-shirt on, so that kinda qualifies as topless.
LONG way to go for that reference, but I had to.
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Anonymous, at July 12, 2007 at 7:06 PM
Jetpack....i find your sardonic observations on the web world not unlike two hot nude asians kissing. Furthermore, I hope others contributing to your site recognize that traffic is not like sweaty nipples. It is a product of well thought out and non-exploitive verbage...afterall - content is king...oh, and so is viagra sex hardcore blonde topless erection pants...or something like that (I think some kitties may have been killed by that last comment - farkers unite!)
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thompanilla, at July 13, 2007 at 1:44 PM
Thompanilla:
That reminds me a lot of writing search engine optimization copy.
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RFB, at July 13, 2007 at 1:54 PM
I'm delighted to discover that I'm part of a tiny minority...
I stumbled in here looking for a picture of the Abbey road crossing and got hooked by what I read.
For some reason, google gave me the photo of the pilot next to his plane {:^?
By the way, beware of ironic t-shirts, they get folk arrested because most people (see your pie chart) have no idea what irony is {;^)
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Anonymous, at August 24, 2008 at 5:56 AM
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