Louisiana Trailer Trash
And other comments on our disgusting declining pop culture.
None of the news outlets want to report EXACTLY what this sack of unfunny had to say upon receiving her award. Here's how mainstream media reports it:
In her speech, Griffin said that "a lot of people come up here and thank Jesus for this award. I want you to know that no one had less to do with this award than Jesus."
She went on to hold up her Emmy, make an off-color remark about Christ and proclaim, "This award is my god now!"
The off-color remark no-one wants to mention was "Suck it, Jesus."
Next time, Kathy, say something about Mohammed and I will laugh when they issue a fatwa on your head.
Easy target, that Jesus.
- In case there are still a few of my countrymen and women wondering why our nation's standing in the eyes of the rest of the world has dropped so significantly in recent years, I can show you. It wasn't just George Bush and the Iraq fiasco. This chick is just as guilty, if not more so.
- As for Kanye and 50, have you ever seen a more manufactured "fight" or a more transparent attempt to revive the dying recording industry? If Mr. Jackson shoots Mr. West, then I'll believe this is real.
- Kid Rock bitch-slapped Tommy Lee. Good. Now maybe we can put the both of them in a battle to the death live on Pay-per-View.
- And finally, it's official: this country is going to Hell. Kathy Griffin received an Emmy. That in itself would be reason enough for the Almighty to punish us.
None of the news outlets want to report EXACTLY what this sack of unfunny had to say upon receiving her award. Here's how mainstream media reports it:In her speech, Griffin said that "a lot of people come up here and thank Jesus for this award. I want you to know that no one had less to do with this award than Jesus."
She went on to hold up her Emmy, make an off-color remark about Christ and proclaim, "This award is my god now!"
The off-color remark no-one wants to mention was "Suck it, Jesus."
Next time, Kathy, say something about Mohammed and I will laugh when they issue a fatwa on your head.
Easy target, that Jesus.
Labels: 50 cent, Britney Spears, Jesus, Kanye West, Kathy Griffin, Kid Rock, Mohammed, Tommy Lee
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9:31 AM
5 Comments:
Oh. I thought she was the Griffin who used the N word. Because that's the only way she could have made the news. Ironic: she wins it for a show about her life where she...couldn't...win...an emmy. Yeah, that works.
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Anonymous, at September 11, 2007 at 11:59 AM
It sounds to me like the level of maturity at the VMA's was slightly exceeded by the events at my junior-year high school prom.
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JT Taylor, at September 11, 2007 at 2:33 PM
I think she and Andy Dick both came from the obnoxious-and-not-funny school of television. I wish Jon Lovitz would kick her ass too.
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Unknown, at September 11, 2007 at 9:57 PM
I feel privileged to be only vaguely aware of her existence.
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Anonymous, at September 12, 2007 at 10:06 AM
Mr Clackity has it right.
I'm amazed that she can waste space, air, and skin all at the same time
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warbird2010, at September 14, 2007 at 12:06 PM
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