Britney Spears is Not a Pop Tart
She's a strumpet, which rhymes with crumpet, which is sort of like a tart. And she's toast.Anyway, I wonder how Fox News gets away with calling their regular feature on the latest bimbo news "PopTarts." Does Kellogg's have a trademark only on the logo and not the name?
It doesn't matter. Here, crave some, 1967 style.
Labels: Britney Spears, Fox News, Kellogg's, Pop Tarts
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5 Comments:
Janet Jackson should have been called “Cocoa Krispies.”
Britney Spears? “Sugar Frosted Flakes.”
Sean Hayes? “Froot Loops.”
I got a million of these…
By
HighJive, at October 9, 2007 at 3:20 PM
And Mr. Spears?
Special K.
By
Anonymous, at October 9, 2007 at 3:47 PM
Sen. Larry Craig?
Apple Jacks.
By
HighJive, at October 9, 2007 at 4:42 PM
I was trying to play along and think of who "Lucky Charms" could be and then I got distracted because they put ice cream on a pop-tart.
Oh, and a hyphen. PopTarts vs. Pop-Tarts
By
Thinking In Vain, at October 10, 2007 at 2:14 PM
I'm going with FlopTarts.
By
James-H, at October 16, 2007 at 10:36 PM
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