The Charlatan Has Spoken (Again)
Give it up, Pat. You're a false prophet. But somehow, people keep giving Pat airtime when he announces his "God told me" list every new year.
Pat predicted a nuclear attack on US soil by terrorists in 2007. He's become one of those Jean Dixon styled astrologists, every new year announcing what he thinks he's seen in his tea leaves or what appeared in his crystal ball. And he says God told him. I think God might be telling Pat to shut the hell up.
From Pat's own Bible come these words, out of Deuteronomy 18, verse 22.
"If what a prophet proclaims in the name of the Lord does not take place or come true, that is a message the Lord has not spoken. That prophet has spoken presumptuously. Do not be afraid of him."
Go away now, Pat.
Pat predicted a nuclear attack on US soil by terrorists in 2007. He's become one of those Jean Dixon styled astrologists, every new year announcing what he thinks he's seen in his tea leaves or what appeared in his crystal ball. And he says God told him. I think God might be telling Pat to shut the hell up.
From Pat's own Bible come these words, out of Deuteronomy 18, verse 22.
"If what a prophet proclaims in the name of the Lord does not take place or come true, that is a message the Lord has not spoken. That prophet has spoken presumptuously. Do not be afraid of him."
Go away now, Pat.
Labels: astrology, Babylon, evangelicals, false prophets, Jean Dixon, Pat Robertson, prophecy, Radio Free Babylon, religious humor
5 Comments:
You shouldn't allow scripture to get in the way of his holy message. He's going to save us all, and get Rudy elected, right?
Good to have you back after the holidays
JC
By warbird2010, at January 5, 2008 at 5:25 AM
The devil can site scripture for his own purpose.
(Sorry, was just playing Devil’s Patvocate.)
By Anonymous, at January 5, 2008 at 7:52 PM
MTLB: Well said! But I would trust Jetpack on his quotes before I would trust PR ( even his initials speak of mistrust ;-)
Warbird
By warbird2010, at January 6, 2008 at 11:00 PM
I missed the nuke attack.
I bet he predicted the sun would rise and set at specific times today.
By Josh S, at January 7, 2008 at 10:35 AM
Damn, at least the Devil can spell better than me. Site? Yikes.
By Anonymous, at January 7, 2008 at 5:51 PM
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