Oh Yeah - He Just Said That

While today is the day that we all like to recall the wonderful, dreamy things MLK said, let's not forget that he had the title "Reverend" in front of his name.

Finding the Antichrist on Google

This is my 666^th blog post here on Where's My Jetpack? So now is the perfect opportunity to engage in the time-honored practice millions of fringe religious groups, theologians and prophecy "scholars" have engaged in since Nero was impaling Christians around Rome and then setting their bodies aflame. (To my Christian readers: Tim LaHaye's Left Behind series is pure and utter Crap. With a capital "C.")

Using Google, I will type in the names of prominent figures along with the word "antichrist." (Example: Olsen twins + antichrist) and then display the number of search results for each query.

Results:

Ahmadinejad 39,400
McCain 102,000
Bush 133,000
Obama 176,000
Hillary 232,000
Clinton 443,000
Gates 563,000
Jobs 597,000

Based on these results, I predict that if Clinton gets the nomination of her party and goes on to defeat McCain, there will be human sacrifices on the South Lawn of the White House every full moon, as well as during the solstices and equinoxes - or as often as it shall please Her Majesty, the Anointed One.

I was surprised by Steve Jobs edging out Bill Gates as a possible antichrist.

Then again, here is a photo of Steve Jobs as a child.

One more thing: searching Google + antichrist netted 984,000 results, proving perhaps that one day we will all serve our evil master Google.

Yeah, you're right. We already do.

(To my Jewish readers: The Hebrew character that respresents the number "6" is the same character that represents the letter "w" right? So "www" equals "666." Cool, huh?)

The Charlatan Has Spoken (Again)

Give it up, Pat. You're a false prophet. But somehow, people keep giving Pat airtime when he announces his "God told me" list every new year.

Pat predicted a nuclear attack on US soil by terrorists in 2007. He's become one of those Jean Dixon styled astrologists, every new year announcing what he thinks he's seen in his tea leaves or what appeared in his crystal ball. And he says God told him. I think God might be telling Pat to shut the hell up.

From Pat's own Bible come these words, out of Deuteronomy 18, verse 22.

"If what a prophet proclaims in the name of the Lord does not take place or come true, that is a message the Lord has not spoken. That prophet has spoken presumptuously. Do not be afraid of him."

Go away now, Pat.