Attitude is Altitude!
We had a team meeting this morning complete with an awesome and comprehensive PowerPoint™ presentation wherein we learned about upcoming goals, past accomplishments and areas that we intend to improve upon in the coming months. It was exciting. There was excellent coffee, tasty breakfast foods and a spirit of camaraderie that was just electric. The positive feelings were contagious. (Plus cool giveaways!)
I am looking forward to doing my part to help the team along as we strive together to improve processes and innovate change. Communication is key, and together we can achieve great things. Remember, there is no “I” in "TEAM."
DISCLAIMER: I recently discovered that a couple of coworkers here in CubeWorld™ found this blog a long time ago and have been reading my scathing (and entirely facetious!) rants for months.
Labels: blogging, corporate America, corporate culture, cubicles
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6 Comments:
I'm totally stoked!
By
Andy Jukes, at March 4, 2008 at 3:00 PM
Legions of cube-dwellers are gratified daily by your inspirational posts advocating 110% effort and team-building, Jetpack.
By
Ad Broad, oldest working writer in advertising, at March 4, 2008 at 3:38 PM
so there goes the fun, eh?
By
a beer sort of girl, at March 4, 2008 at 6:54 PM
Likely not, Beer Girl. They're decent people who won't hold this blog against me. While hard-working and dedicated to our company's mission, they're also not above enjoying a few secretive laughs at the company's expense.
By
RFB, at March 4, 2008 at 9:56 PM
Or so they would have you believe. I'd still monitor the thickness of your super-secret permanent file.
By
Anonymous, at March 6, 2008 at 8:57 AM
Remember, there is no "I" in team, but it has a great big "ME" - Hugh Laurie, as Dr. House.
Did you play catch-phrase bingo? We used to fake-cough everytime the General Manager used the word 'synergy'. Check out Dilbert archives for more on the bingo thing
JC
By
warbird2010, at March 6, 2008 at 10:28 PM
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