My Review of The Dark Knight*
What a waste of money. What a total suckfest. What pure, over-hyped crap. Perfect example of the marketing getting way ahead of the deliverable. Horrible acting. Unimaginative script. Lame cinematography. Stupid special effects. Id' have had a better time watching my grass grow. Heath Ledger blows. Christian Bale needs a new job flipping burgers at Wendy's. Morgan Freeman, Michael Caine and the rest of the supporting cast were phoning it in. Don't waste your time.
*Disclaimer: Today is Opposite Day. (I'm such a Joker.) And if Heath Ledger wins a posthumous Academy Award for his performance, it won't be out of sympathy that it was awarded to him. The guy finished his career in style.
*Disclaimer: Today is Opposite Day. (I'm such a Joker.) And if Heath Ledger wins a posthumous Academy Award for his performance, it won't be out of sympathy that it was awarded to him. The guy finished his career in style.
Labels: Christian Bale, Dark Knight, film, Heath Ledger, Morgan Freeman, movie marketing
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3 Comments:
I read that first sentence and thought there MUST be a disclaimer, how could he not like it?!
:p
Glad to see you didn't disappoint.
By
Thinking In Vain, at July 28, 2008 at 8:27 PM
Jetpacks...
Yeah, but for fucks sake, tell us what you really thought.
Cheers/George
By
George Parker, at August 2, 2008 at 4:26 PM
I was about to punch you in the face.
Thus far my favourite movie of the past few years.
By
Zac Martin, at September 5, 2008 at 8:21 AM
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