The Horrors of War
The Florida fireant is our enemy. He serves no purpose in the yards of suburbia. His constant encroachment threatens our survival. The terror of the fireant will no longer be tolerated.
Witness this preemptive strike on a colony of fireants, as they had set up a secret underground terror cell in my backyard. They were subjected to repeated shelling by lava rock from the air.
They will be back. The fireant is a resilient foe. He fights to the death. We will not give in. And the fireant had best know this: we do not negotiate with terrorists.
The graphic nature of the following film may be unsuitable for children. Viewer discretion is advised.
Witness this preemptive strike on a colony of fireants, as they had set up a secret underground terror cell in my backyard. They were subjected to repeated shelling by lava rock from the air.
They will be back. The fireant is a resilient foe. He fights to the death. We will not give in. And the fireant had best know this: we do not negotiate with terrorists.
The graphic nature of the following film may be unsuitable for children. Viewer discretion is advised.
Labels: Central Florida, fireants, terrorism, video, YouTube
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4 Comments:
Stand tall, sir. Do not let their attempts to terrorize break your will. I'm sure Centcom will develop a strategy to turn their strength (community) into a fatal vulnerability. They must be vanquished before they forge an unholy alliance with the squirrels. If we stand by our principles, our yards are destined to remain our sovereign territory.
By
Anonymous, at December 7, 2008 at 6:38 PM
Did you know regular old table salt will take these suckers out?
By
longrooffan, at December 7, 2008 at 7:29 PM
I did not know that, john. But it seems like chemical warfare, which seems sort of like cheating.
By
RFB, at December 7, 2008 at 10:25 PM
Can't you hire an Anteater from Yellow Pages?
By
SchizoFishNChimps, at December 9, 2008 at 11:27 AM
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