Tuesday, November 03, 2009

Trust Your Future to a Man in a Feather Suit Who Rips Hearts Out

What is it about the Mayans that has everyone so fascinated? I'll grant that the new movie "2012" looks like some fun Armageddon footage that must be seen on the big screen to be appreciated, but I don't know why we hold up this primitive bunch who practiced human sacrifice to appease the sky gods as some sort of wise society. I guess we always need some sort of doom hanging over us to make us feel alive in some twisted way. That's why everyone loves the hack poet and drug-addled dickbrain Nostradamus. (I got your Nostradamus right here.)

Just 'cause the Mayans didn't plan ahead and ran out of room on their stupid circular calendar doesn't mean they knew shit about shit. Didn't see the Spaniards coming, now did they? I for one am getting ready for 2013 with these t-shirts.


Labels: , , ,

Bookmark and Share

2 Comments:

  • It's a low tech version of Y2K all over again. At least the Mayans had more foresight than Microsoft!

    By Blogger phillybikeboy, at November 3, 2009 at 11:25 AM  

  • There will always be people who want to see the end of the world. Religious nuts, mostly, plus the usual bunch of woo-woo believers who keep pseudo-science and pseudo-history mainstream.
    You are clearly in our minority of elite rationalists.

    By Blogger VicHoon, at November 5, 2009 at 11:40 AM  

Post a Comment

Links to this post:

Create a Link

<< Home