A Decadent Dump

Dump Dinner

Directions:

1. Boil lobster, crab legs, shrimp, clams, red potatoes and corn on the cob
2. Cover table in newspaper
3. Prepare cocktail sauce and melted butter
4. Dump boiled contents on table
5. Serve with cheap Australian merlot

CLEAN-UP: Remove non-disposable items from table. Roll up newspaper with shells and spent cobs and deposit in trash. Keep trash out of reach of bears.