Monday, December 07, 2009

Weekend Fake News Wrap

In response to new allegations of marital infidelity on the part of Tiger Woods, a host of advertisers and sponsors are considering dropping Woods' image and name from their product lines. Executives at Perkins Restaurants, while not a sponsor, are said to be pleased that their business is frequented by the erstwhile family man and are reportedly enjoying the free exposure.

In the wake of his team's devastating loss to No. 2 Alabama, friends of Florida's Tim Tebow have expressed concerns that the wholesome, Evangelical quarterback may be taking the defeat a little too hard.

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  • Tim Tebow may be too much of a pussy to make it in the NFL. A good defensive line will give him something to pray about. The little dude needs to man up. UGH.

    By OpenID adchick, at December 9, 2009 at 8:58 AM  

  • I was thinking the same thing. He showed something out there on Saturday, and it wasn't admirable. People will say he has a passion for the game, etc, but I'm thinking his best bet might be to follow his true calling and go do missionary work in the Philippines. The NFL will not be kind to him, and rarely is to Heisman boys.

    By Blogger Jetpacks, at December 9, 2009 at 9:11 AM  

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