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I Promise, I'll Leave Tiger Alone in a Minute

But it's just too easy, and so is Xtranormal.

His Status as Role Model is Even More Secure Now

Weekend Fake News Wrap

In response to new allegations of marital infidelity on the part of Tiger Woods, a host of advertisers and sponsors are considering dropping Woods' image and name from their product lines. Executives at Perkins Restaurants, while not a sponsor, are said to be pleased that their business is frequented by the erstwhile family man and are reportedly enjoying the free exposure.


In the wake of his team's devastating loss to No. 2 Alabama, friends of Florida's Tim Tebow have expressed concerns that the wholesome, Evangelical quarterback may be taking the defeat a little too hard.

Tiger's Nike Hat Stitched to His Skull

Tiger Woods and his Link Calibre S Chronograph with Perpetual Retrograde Calendar. And his Nike hat.

But it's not the first time Tiger has worn this hat in ads for other things.

For details of this unique relationship, see this Forbes article.

Top ad scanned from the New York Times' quarterly T: Style Magazine, otherwise known as the Who's the Weirdest Designer/Stylist Contest.

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