Wastin' All My Time Time
I've been "out of pocket" as they say, working a contractor writing job for a large company here in Orlando. It has been like solitary confinement, as they block me from webmail, my blog, your blogs and the outside world in general. This place is so paranoid, I am not even allowed access to any of the brand blogs within the organization. (They own about nine brands.)
This morning I sat in a meeting for an hour and half where the main topics of discussion (besides ongoing creative jobs) seemed to be "getting our arms around" this and "going forward" with that. And of course there was all kinds of finger-pointing between creative, traffic and AEs on why this job or that job is stalled. One high ranking woman held the floor for 15 solid minutes and said absolutely nothing.
And they make me wear shoes and socks. Telecommuting for three years has really spoiled me. I'm ready to go back to it, if you need some work done.
This morning I sat in a meeting for an hour and half where the main topics of discussion (besides ongoing creative jobs) seemed to be "getting our arms around" this and "going forward" with that. And of course there was all kinds of finger-pointing between creative, traffic and AEs on why this job or that job is stalled. One high ranking woman held the floor for 15 solid minutes and said absolutely nothing.
And they make me wear shoes and socks. Telecommuting for three years has really spoiled me. I'm ready to go back to it, if you need some work done.
Labels: bullshit generator, contractor, corporate blogs, freelance, telecommuting
8 Comments:
Just stop it. You're making us spew coffee on our pajamas.
By Anonymous, at September 24, 2007 at 5:00 PM
Dave, I feel you. Do flip flops count as shoes and socks? Please advise.
By dirtsister, at September 24, 2007 at 5:02 PM
Flip-flops are what I wore before. They are not allowed here. Nor are jeans. All shirts must be collared and tucked in. Last Friday was "wear your favorite NFL team shirt" however.
By RFB, at September 24, 2007 at 5:06 PM
I wanna move ahead with some general consensus and socialize the concept of a looser approach to the dress code, but until I get my head wrapped around this all this pushback I’m getting, I’ll have to table it for now.
By Anonymous, at September 24, 2007 at 7:36 PM
This is worse than I expected.
By Thinking In Vain, at September 25, 2007 at 8:27 AM
i would have shown up wearing a michael vick jersey. and the shoes? hush puppies, of course.
By HighJive, at September 25, 2007 at 1:27 PM
Dude....where are you working? I'll be sure to never. ever. apply there.
By JT Taylor, at September 26, 2007 at 10:53 AM
The whole corporate thing frightens me. It's bad enough when agencies do the "let's all be charitable together" thing for the PR value.
But "wear your favorite NFL team shirt." Like I could give a flying fuck which of my workmates like the Giants or the Jets.
But if someone showed up with one of those triangular cheese hats Packers fans wear, that would be interesting.
By Alan Wolk, at September 26, 2007 at 5:51 PM
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