Whiskers is Such a Romantic
As a follow up to last week's entry about The Tuscan Trend™ (TTT™), I can now without question state that Americans are serious suckers for anything named "Tuscan." It's not enough anymore that your food, drink, home or apartment be Tuscanized, now your cat gets to eat Tuscan style.
Thank you, Fancy Feast®. (A Purina® product, which is a Nestlé® company.)
With apologies to the mental health community and the mentally challenged, this nation is now officially retarded.
Labels: Babylon, Nestle, pet food, Purina, Radio Free Babylon, the Tuscan Trend, Tuscan, Tuscany
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6 Comments:
You mean, "re-TAH-ded"?
By
Monkey Crayons, at March 31, 2008 at 10:36 PM
Yeah - Wicked re-TAH-ded.
By
RFB, at April 1, 2008 at 6:15 AM
I went to Outback the day I read the original post, and laughed when I ordered the Tuscan ribeye. I just wish it had come with frescata bread.
By
Anonymous, at April 1, 2008 at 1:42 PM
i would thought that was firmly established a little less than 4 years ago.
By
gregg, at April 1, 2008 at 2:50 PM
I used to carry an urn that I named Tuscan Sun. Take it to the grave. Sold Out.
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Anonymous, at April 1, 2008 at 7:50 PM
It won't surprise you to learn that Fancy Feast is really poor quality. It's basically made of esophagi and hooves. I work at a feed store, and the owner and I call the Purina products "Cat Twinkies." The clincher for a feed store worker? The cans don't stack properly and tend to avalanche at the slightest provocation. HAWT!
By
Blaize, at April 4, 2008 at 1:20 PM
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