Buy American
How dare you ask "Why?" Because it's the American thing to do!
And if you don't, the government will make sure these failed car companies stay in business, because we're Americans and we stick by Americans, even when they suck at their jobs, and they build an inferior product, and they pay their employees too much, and they ignore market demand.
What's wrong with you? You hate America?
I find myself firmly in the "Let Them Die" camp on this one. It's business. You failed. You eat it. Don't saddle me with your fuck-ups.
And if you don't, the government will make sure these failed car companies stay in business, because we're Americans and we stick by Americans, even when they suck at their jobs, and they build an inferior product, and they pay their employees too much, and they ignore market demand.
What's wrong with you? You hate America?
I find myself firmly in the "Let Them Die" camp on this one. It's business. You failed. You eat it. Don't saddle me with your fuck-ups.
Labels: American cars, bad business, bailout, car makers
6 Comments:
"they pay their employees too much"
Union-hater! :p
Just kidding. I, too, am in the "Let Them Die" group.
You make crappy products with bad key cylinders, leaky roofs, and cheap tires you go out of business.
By Thinking In Vain, at November 12, 2008 at 10:11 AM
What's next? Retail?
I'm with you on this one BUT...I did hear a stat this A.M. that said 1 in 10 jobs are tied to the automotive industry. A lot of jobs, a little unsettling.
By Anonymous, at November 12, 2008 at 6:06 PM
I'm praying that ad is from a few years back? Otherwise, its a sign of the apocalypse. I think that car companies should file bankruptcy and reorganize with only green cars. No bailout money. They're too stupid and headstrong and they've thumbed their noses at consumer demand for decades.
By Anonymous, at November 12, 2008 at 7:07 PM
Mary:
I created that ad as a spoof this morning.
By RFB, at November 12, 2008 at 7:39 PM
Agree.
By Anonymous, at November 12, 2008 at 8:37 PM
Never saw that, Bill. Nice. And ya know...great minds blah blah
By RFB, at November 12, 2008 at 8:55 PM
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